A Haul of Memes To Show Off to Your Friends

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    When I say I'm gonna crush a six pack and pass out, this is what I mean.
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    Baklava Bakmagma
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    Nobody: Me: in the middle of the night ¥
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    Yoke Yoke Tax Tax @YokeTax I may look fine, but deep down I want to eat 5 baskets of Texas Roadhouse rolls
  • 05
    When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. Also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat you, a technique shared by boa constrictors
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    Be a mess. It's fine. The universe is a mess. Galaxies are drifting all over the place. To be tidy is to be out of tune with the cosmos.
  • 07
    Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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    I'm awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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    Follow Shara not ur manic pixie dream girl @mollydarlene_ Being self aware and mentally ill is so exhausting cause not only do I know when I'm being self destructive, I watch myself do it anyway 10:54 AM - 1/22/19. Twitter for iPhone L
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    corri++ @okiecorri depression knows my love language is quality time so it hangs out with me 24/7 5:20 PM 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone . 1,127 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 9,705 Likes
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    *During job interview* "Who is this «Apollo» you put here in your references?" Apollo Pah! You are one reliable guy. Put me down as a reference on your next job application!
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    cutterstoc if you think my room is a mess, you should see the rest of my life spoiler alert: it's also a mess
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    Fact @Fact If you drank 42 cups of coffee in one sitting, the caffeine overdose would kill you. Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio So 41 is the limit
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    menace @devulator ppl who do psychedelics be like "don't be scared! it's all about your mindset!!" bl I am insane 8:35 PM 2021-03-11 Twitter for iPhone 14.9K Retweets 2,026 Quote Tweets 100K Likes
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    i just need to get started just take the first step 7 just start just go for it ↑ just get the ball rolling imgflip.com Are u okay bro? i just need to get moving yes i just need to get started
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    my dream job is unemployed 555
  • 17
    Is it too early to start pre- drinking for new years?
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    "I mean you're really pretty, but you're absolutely insane and honestly you frighten me sometimes" @willalt memes [You think I'm pretty]
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    I wanna marry the person who'll never get tired of me. Like decades in & we still healthily obsessed with each other
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    No Jack, not now. I'm working
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    I will not drink paint water I will not drink paint water
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    today looks like I'm kinda busy To do list Overthink Miss someone I never had - Go have a snack - Overthink
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    "you're a psychopath" atleast I'm on a path babe, sort your life out
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    When you tell a joke so funny, HR wants to hear it.
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    I'm done with Self-Care It's time for Others-Harm
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    Me acting surprised when my playlist starts playing hits back to back like I didn't make it myself
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    bitchycode It's HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It's the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble. marxism-sjwism straight people are in the notes arguing with this calledchaos It's not "queer to h I". Is "straight to h 1".
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    marriageandmartinis Follow My kid peed in the HUMIDIFIER. There is urine misted onto every surface of this room. **9.7K Like 1K Comments 1.2K Shares Comment Share Lindsey Howell *snorts birth control* Haha Reply 9-> . . .
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    You don't need to be a wizard 山 To cast fireball
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    Pej❤❤ @thePaigeCams You're allowed to combine cereals btw. You don't have to just pick 1 cereal for your bowl. You can have 2, even 3 cereals in there. 11:35 AM - 08 Nov 24 - 852 Views 1 Repost 56 Likes 27 Most relevant replies ✓ O ChrisTalks @ChrisTalks • 1d Replying to @thePaigeCams Hmmm, i don't know, that sounds like it's not allowed. This is very suspicious behavior 27 72 ☐ Pej❤❤ @thePaigeCams - 19h It's simple math 27 5 l₁ 38 ☐ %
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    The Statue of Liberty last seen walking back to France...
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    jj @333sick dating a girl is fun until she starts biting your arm 9:26 PM 10/21/22 Twitter for iPhone 3,635 Retweets 1,440 Quote Tweets 41.2K Likes 27 Jeremy Waters @Jeremy Waters42.6h Replying to @333sick Or until she cheats on you with your best friend on Thursday, October 7th 2019 at 6:40pm
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    big dawg @luukeski When people ask me what my goals are in the gym, I show them this picture. I wanna be able to throw up 4 plates like Ms. Frizzle 3:24 PM 3/19/21 Twitter for iPhone • 800
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    We have no law to fit your crime.

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